Little Sir's Meathead, aka the stitching prototype
Pattern: Meathead by Larissa Brown.
Yarn: Beaverslide Dry Goods McTaggart Tweed in Big Sky Heather, 3/4 skein
Needles: US 15, seriously
Mods: Yarn, followed as written to knit flat.
I opted to do wool felt applique for embellishment. I free hand cut a seal and the ball and blindstitched the shapes on (badly).